Charlotte's bathing and later eating her KFC which she complained sweating like a pig cause she went to Hougang point to buy. ._. She's always sweating and wasting tissue even if I don't even see a drop on her face. She finishes a box of tissue in 2 days mind you. Omg I'll probably take months to finish one. x:
Daryl's at church cause his uncle's gonna be a priest or smth, idk. ._. He went night cycling with his friends last night so I didn't really even talk to him. He was really grumpy this morning when I called him about 6+ cause he was really worn out after cycling the whole night (bet his butt hurts) and sleepy cause he didn't have any throughout the night. YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HE SLEPT FROM SIX TILL LIKE TWO FOURTY OR SOMETHING. I swear I could have slaughtered him!!
Best is, he talked to me for like 5minutes and told me he has to go already cause go going church lol. I almost fainted. Well, at least in the end I dragged him and we talked for 13 minutes. Pathetic still but better than single digit. :D
HAPPY VESAK DAY ALL! ^^
I'm still lazy after sleeping and eating the whole day. I think I'm gonna be a pig.
Anyway tell you jokes since I good mood and Charlotte laughed at it.
There was this Brunette and this Blonde walking on the streets one day. Then suddenly the Brunette said: "Hey look there's a dead bird!" Then the Blonde looked into the sky and said: "Where?" LOLOL.
From charlotte,
Duck walked into PUB and to the counter where there was someone sitting there.
Duck: Do you have bread?
Man: Err, no.
Duck: Do you have bread?
Man: No.
Duck: Do you have bread?
Man: No!
Duck: Do you have bread?
Man: I said no!
Duck: Do you have bread?
Man: I'VE ALREADY SAID NO! NO NO NO! IF YOU ASK THAT ONE MORE TIME I'LL NAIL YOUR BILL TO THE TABLE!
....
(pauses)
Duck: Do you have a nail?
Man: No.
Duck: So do you have bread?
I swear I laughed my ass off. :D
Hope you did. :B
(I wish I'll start studying.)
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